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Claire’s beau gave her up…see for yourself:
Claire…busted like the vase in the "Mom-always-said-never-play-ball-in-the-house" Brady Bunch episode.
and here (heaped in controversy) is the most recent update. Claire, void of split ends, appears twitchy and suspicious whereas I appear to be comfortable with my place in the universe due to the fact that I am not lying about getting my hair trimmed…like Claire. Claire the liar. Claire the hair trimmer.
the number 33 is a holy number. it means truth.
Hollywood, CA. — County Sheriff Lee Foster and Canoga Park Ranger Sheriff James Metts announced Friday that a joint task force between the two agencies will be formed to investigate a series of attacks seemingly focused on the rich and famous. Random celebrities are being attacked and shaved. Bald.
Sheriff Lee Foster said the string of “baldings” happened over the course of the last six weeks beginning on June 05.
Originally deputies said it appeared that the sole motive for the crimes was to steal money and items that could be sold in order to purchase marijuana and live in hotels.
On June 26, investigators responded to Mt. Tabor Lutheran Church on Mt. Tabor Road. Foster said the break-in was obvious, but nobody was attacked. Or shaved. And it did not appear anything was taken.
So…check this out:
This is a picture of Claire coming out of a client meeting yesterday…
Here she is today…
I think she cut her hair!
Ok, here we are at week five.
I know it’s been awhile since the last post, but it’s summer. Claire had some travelling to do. She went to L.A. and New York and North Jutland, Amsterdam, Bath, Serbia, Bellinzona, Liverpool, the Netherlands, Slovenia, and Newport Kentucky.
I stayed home and put a bunch of grapes in my mouth.
Anyway, here are the newest pics. I think you can see in Claire’s face the longing to end this contest. She is definitely close to breaking.
I CAN"T F*CKING TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
I love babies. And America.
and here we are 2 weeks in. not much change aside from Claire’s obvious lack of confidence. I think its clear from my obviously-trying-too-hard-to-be-cool t-shirt that I have not only the will to win this competition, but the wardrobe as well.
Mud may not be one of the most glamorous forms of treatment in the world, but it is certainly one of the oldest. Mud packs and masks were used by the ancient Egyptians and Romans for various ailments as well as beauty treatments, and were often given with other spa treatments as part of a cure.
While Claire was away in New York, I switched her Shampoo with Nair.
and here it is:
My negative emotions manifested as this man
Claire has not won the competition…she merely received more votes than I in the polls.
still full of rage.
OK! The votes are in, the people have spoken,
We asked you who you thought would be most likely to win this competition. The votes were cast and carefully tallied and the winner is:
Claire.
Yes…Claire received 50% of the votes, while I – carrying only 24% of the votes – actually finished third.
In a two-man competition.
Yes…third. Thank you all for the support.
I hate everybody
Head Games 